Week 7 Rankings
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Ok, it’s time to dispense with the levity and talk about the problem running rampant in football this year… INJURIES! I can make an all-star team with the players slated to miss time in Week 7. Don’t believe me? How good would you have felt if you drafted this team:
QB Joe Burrow
QB Lamar Jackson
RB James Connor
RB Bucky Irving
WR Malik Nabers
WR CeeDee Lamb
Flex Puka Nacua
TE Brock Bowers
Bench:
QB: Kyler Murray
RBs: Omarion Hampton, Aaron Jones, Chuba Hubbard,
WRs: Emeka Egbuka, Garrett Wilson, Calvin Ridley
TE: George Kittle, David Njoku
Much like the current state of the NFL, the league is wide open for anyone to win. There is no clear-cut favorite and any team can beat any team. Keep an eye on the waiver wire and look to make trades to improve your rosters.
AI Postgame Report
High Score🏆
Milford Football Team led the league this week with an impressive 170pts
Bottom of the Pile😬
It wasn’t the finest week for Stick Rock, who was left in the dust with a lowly 100pts
Bragging Rights💪
John’s Scary Team blew out Dark Helmet by 42.3pts (147.16pts to 104.86pts)
Bad Beat🤕
A touchdown could have made all the difference, as Stick Rock lost to Mel Kiper’s Best Available by an agonizing 4.52pts 😓
Lucky Break🍀
Mel Kiper’s Best Available owes a gift to whoever made the schedule. They stole a W this week despite Stick Rock being the only team they would have beaten! 🤯
Not So Lucky...😡
Black Ghostbusters had a 5-4 all-play record, but still ended up taking the L
Sharp-Shooter🎯
Take a bow, Black Ghostbusters. You led the league this week with a 97.4% accuracy score!
Now on to our rankings….
1. Springfield Flanders (Last Week #1)
Flanders kept rolling this week with a big victory over Peeping Tomlins that give them sole position of 1st Place in the Adams Division. De’Von Achane (34.0), Dak Prescott (28.34) and Jared Goff (20.82) led them to the 144 - 124 victory.
2. Mel Kipers Best Available (Last Week #4)
The Patrick Division leaders also matched-up this week in a less impressive showing to determine 1st place. MKBA score just enough points to eke out a 104-99 victory over Stick Rock. Jayden Daniels (27.64) Jaxson Dart (25.6) and Tre Tucker (12) did just enough to come away with the victory.
3. Stick Rock (Last Week #2)
Stick Rock might finally be succumbing to all the injuries. This week, Emeka Egbuka and Garrett Wilson joined George Kittle and Malik Nabers on the injured list. Jonathan Taylor (24.7), Justin Herbert (22.76) and Jordan Love (16.96) kept things close early, but MKBA’s big Monday Night handed Rocky the narrow defeat.
4. Milford Football Team (Last Week #7)
Milford Football Team had a big scoring week that catapulted them to 4th in our rankings. Josh Jacobs (32), Daniel Jones (26.48) and Dallas Goedert (26) led a high scoring attack that led them to the easy 169-136 win over the Ghostbusters
5. Peeping Tomlin’s (Last Week #3)
The Tomlin’s fell out of first place in the division with this week’s loss to Flanders. Caleb Williams (22.88), Wandale Robinson (20.4) and DJ Metcalf (19.5) played well, but shockingly the Browns stack of Quishon Judkins and Dillon Gabriel combined for 12.44. Who saw that coming? Oh - anyone with two eyes and a brain.
6. Skoal Bandits (Last Week #9)
Hey, look! Bandits won another game. That brings his total on the season up to ...two. This team is still top-heavy as Bijan Robinson (38.8), Drake Maye (34.24) and CMC (24.1) accounted for over 60% of the scoring. The WRs are definitely going to need an upgrade if they want to challenge for a playoff spot this year.
7. Ghostbusters (Last Week #5)
The Ghostbusters got steamrolled again this week as their scheduling luck has gone in the other direction for the 2nd week in a row. George Pickens (31.8), Jamar Chase (25.1) and Trevor Lawrence (23.22) played well in defeat.
8. John’s Scary Team (Last Week #10)
JST’s record against his dad: 2-0. JST’s record against everyone else 0-4. If he could play Dark Helmet every week, he would be League Champion! JSN (32.2), DeAndre Swift (28.5) and Jalen Hurts (22.62) led John to his 2nd victory of the year.
9. Dark Helmet (Last Week #8)
He may be in 9th place in our rankings, but he is the #1 Dad in the Hart household. And that’s not just a saying on the mug he got for Fathers’ Day. Dan slips again this week in the rankings after a 104-point showing in week 6. Sam Darnold (25), Trey McBride (21.2) and Bo Nix (15.36) played well. The rest of the team combined for 43 points and did not.
10. Wrath of Khan (Last Week #6)
Wrath of Kahn plummets to the bottom of the rankings this week as we shift towards playoff seedings to determine each teams position. Kahn is ranked 10th based on his 123.79 pts/game average. Rico Dowdle (34.9), Drake London (31.8) and Baker Mayfield (23.64) had big weeks in a losing effort.